AI-roasted purchase tracker · Built for Stories

Stop pretending
that impulse buy
was worth it.

RegretIt is the only app that tracks your worst purchases and roasts you for them. Log every questionable decision, watch your Total Damage climb, hit shame milestones, and share the receipts.

Download Free Pro: $2.99/wk, $19.99/yr, or $34.99 lifetime · 3-day trial
RegretIt home screen showing TOTAL DAMAGE of -$1,969 across 18 regrets, with a BABY REGRETTER milestone and a roast: Bold move for someone without a trust fund.
−$1,969
Total Damage so far
18
Regrets logged
$109 avg
Per impulse buy
64%
Progress to ruin

Your bank app is too scared
to send the notification.

So we built RegretIt instead. A purchase tracker with the personality of the friend who actually tells you the truth. No budget hand-wringing. No spreadsheet shame. Just receipts, roasts, and a running tab on every regret that earned it.

Actual roasts. Real receipts.

Every purchase gets one.

AI-generated per purchase, tailored to what you bought and how much you spent. The more you spend, the harder it hits.

😞
AirPods case I already have
12h ago · Tech
−$90

The first set was a vibe. The second set is a coping mechanism.

😐
Fancy ramen kit
1d ago · Food
−$34

Imagine spending this on noodles instead of, idk, rent.

🤨
Tablet I never use
3w ago · Tech
−$450

A $450 piece of glass that’s charged exactly twice.

😑
LED strip lights
2d ago · Home
−$89

Your studio apartment is officially a TikTok set now.

🙄
Subscription you forgot
5d ago · Bills
−$24

Renewed automatically. Just like your regret.

😥
Mystery Amazon haul
4d ago · Other
−$127

You can’t even remember what was in the box.

The full toolkit

Built for the receipts.

Track, total, roast, share. Everything you need to make sense of the things you bought before you finished thinking about them.

Shame Milestones

Custom milestone cards drop every time your Total Damage hits a new tier. AI-generated images show what you could have bought instead: a tropical vacation, a sports car, a down payment.

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RegretIt stats screen with lifetime damage of -$1,969, biggest regret -$450 tablet, regret breakdown by severity, and category breakdown

Share to Stories

Every Total Damage card, weekly report, and streak counter is one-tap shareable to Instagram, TikTok, Snap, or X. Made to make your friends cringe.

Streak Tracking

Days without a regrettable purchase. Build the streak, beat your personal best.

Snap the Receipt

Tap, log, rate the regret level, snap a photo of the offending item or its price tag. RegretIt builds the entry around it.

Widgets That Haunt You

Total Damage and Daily Roast widgets for Home Screen and Lock Screen. A constant reminder.

Optional Sign-In

Works offline by default. No account, no sign-up — entries sync through your own iCloud, and photos back up automatically so they survive a new phone.

Deep Stats Pro

Worst spending day, top regret category, regret velocity, biggest month. All shareable.

RegretIt Wall of Shame — 18 regrets, $1,969 wasted, $109 average, category filters (Food, Fashion, Tech, Entertainment), entries for AirPods case and fancy ramen kit
The Wall of Shame

Every receipt in one cursed feed.

Searchable. Filterable. Sortable by date or by how much pain it caused. Each entry remembers what you bought, where, when, and how much you regret it on a three-tier scale.

  • Three regret levels — Barely Regret · Some Regret · Big Regret
  • Categories — Food, Fashion, Tech, Entertainment, and more
  • Filters — 7 day, 30 day, 90 day — or roast yourself with the lifetime view
RegretIt Pro

Free is enough rope
to hang yourself with. Pro hands you the gallows.

Free: up to 15 regrets, basic stats, watermarked share cards. Pro: unlimited regrets, all AI roasts, deep stats, milestone images, and watermark-free shares.

Weekly
$2.99/week
3-day free trial
Yearly
$19.99/year
Best value — $0.38/wk
Lifetime
$34.99once
Pay once, own it
  • Unlimited regret entries
  • AI-generated roasts on every purchase
  • Milestone cards with AI “could have bought” images
  • Watermark-free Stories share cards
  • Deep stats: regret velocity, biggest month, top category
RegretIt quick add — $89 LED strip lights, three regret levels with Some Regret selected, category chips for Food/Fashion/Tech/Entertainment

The receipts
are coming for you.

Free to download. Pro starts with a 3-day free trial. Cancel anytime in Settings > Apple ID > Subscriptions.

Download Free